Trina: I opened those panties today and they are really big!
Me: Oh that sucks, I'll get you the next size down on my way home from work.
Trina: No, they fit!
Me: Oh, that's good.
Trina: No it's not good! Have you seen my ass lately??
Me: Uh, yeah...
Trina: Why didn't you tell me it was getting so huge!?!?
Me: Um, because I don't have a death wish? :)
Trina: I hate you.
Me: Why? It's not MY fault your ass is huge.
Trina: Uh, yes it is!
Me: Oh yeah, my bad. :)
18 Week Belly, 42", +17lbs